Monday, March 24, 2008

Work Quotes

"Someone's going to have to come sit in the big comfy"

"I saw someone ice fishing this morning" me (it's march 24)
"They're out there in like fucking July" my boss

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Happy St. Patty's Day

At the bar last night, our friends ordered some green beer. It was kinda of pale - a light green color. On their second round, the bartender hands them much greener beers. The original beer holder says, "Hey! How come theirs are darker than mine?"

The bartender replies "How green it is depends on how much food coloring I put in."

Priceless.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Quotes of note

Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
-Japanese Proverb

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up.
It knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed.
Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up.
It knows that it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve.
It doesn't matter whether you're a lion or a gazelle
when the sun comes up you'd better be running.

Cowards die many times before their deaths, the valiant never taste death but once.
--Julius Ceaser

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
-- Confucius

All it takes is all you got.
--Marc Davis

You have a choice. You can throw in the towel, or you can use it to wipe the sweat off of your face.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars
- Les Brown

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Mos Def Kick

Mos Def an Talib Kwali



Miss Fat Booty



I can't stop listening to Timbaland presents Shock Value right now...