I wish I was.

"So I got pretty liquored up at the party yesterday and as we were leaving I decided to form tackle a inflatable buoy marking the entrance to the party. On a side note, for those of you who don't know, Mackinac Island does not allow motor vehicles. So the only way to get around is either by bike or by horse back. Something like over 600 horses on the island. Anyway, my shenanigans spooked a nearby horse and it took off running down the side of the road and this chick yelled at me. I fired right back with 'I know, I was there!'. "- Nick