Jose

So last night, my new roommate asked me to go get a drink with him, so we went to Azalino's, the new bar where smut and eggs used to be. It was karaoke night.

So, we're sitting at the bar drinking some PBRs, and this drunk man from Honduras sits next to us. Aaron sees him looking into the mirror and checking his hair in the mirror behind the bar and my roommate gives him the thumbs up. This guy sees the thumbs up as an invitation to talk to us.

This is where the story begins.

He starts asking us what we do. He tells us he's an engineer. And that engineers do everything! He said this with great gusto while lifting his Corona in the air. He then listed off all the things that engineers did. Farming, civil engineering, agronomy, economy, the list went on and on. Engineers can do anything! Littered throughout these facts about all the things engineers do - my roommate makes the statement "I am a police officer", and later "I've got to be to work in 20 minutes."

This guy goes on for about twenty minutes talking about how he loves engineers, and how he is an engineer. (We're pretty sure he's not an engineer) Finally we ask him his name and sign him up to sing Karaoke. We sign him up to sing the go-go's. When it's his turn, it takes some prodding, but Jose goes up to sing. He holds the mic out to the crowd for about half the song, and then they stop the song. For some reason, they restart the song, and he starts repeating "holy shit. you fucking puntas" throughout the entirety of song. Words cannot express the hilarity of this drunk guy, in a polo shirt with the sleeves cut off just repeating this profanity into the Karaoke mic.

Later, he came back to sit next to us, and taught us the "cheers game" in which, he would hold up his corona offering a cheers, and then pull it away before actually allowing the cheers to connect.

Anyway, I know that this was very long winded, and not much of a story, but it was awesome.